Here goes nothin'
Anyways, things have changed since then. We've gotten older, some of us have gotten jobs, some of us are allowed to leave the state of Massachusetts now. Basically, we realized that we couldn't keep loving shenanigans as much as we lived a good ol' game of pie tin toss -- it's inevitable that things will simmer down. We've instituted some policies to fine-tune our game, clean up our raggedy style and restrict the inherent stupidity that our fans have come to know.
Not actually, just seeing if you were paying attention. Great ruse, right? Tell Ultiworld about how funny we are. Preferably on Twitter. They love that.